Christmas Orphans

This is not one of the posts inviting all Christmas orphans around to my place for Christmas (because apparently its already been done). This is because I am too good for you guys and therefore will snob you.
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Or maybe that I will not be in the city for Christmas and will be in the most happening centre in NZ, Clyde! So all Christmas orphans you will have to be deprived of my company but I hope all plans come to merry Hogswatch fruition.